what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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