dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I love having hate sex.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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