Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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