She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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