I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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