I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
time to smoke my breakfast
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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