yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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