I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Randomize