Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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