Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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