Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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