please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
