Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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