so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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