Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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