Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
