Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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