susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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