I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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