? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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