I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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