doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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