He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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