Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
