chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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