Jerry, you need to find god
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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