is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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