Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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