I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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