after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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