glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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