I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
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