do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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