My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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