Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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