Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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