My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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