what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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