When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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