I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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