Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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