so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I love having hate sex.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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