have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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