where am i from again
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
