I can't breathe out the right side of my face
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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