i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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