She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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