idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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