do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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