Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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