I'm gonna have a badass scar
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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