so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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