kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
We are all done wearing pants today
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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