I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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