You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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